My Perspective

I'm pregnant.

No, obviously not with a baby. But with emotion. I feel like I have so much to say, building up inside, that it's about to spill over in the form of big crocodile tears, chocolate, and an added 4 pounds or a hail of gun-fire. But I'm not Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook) and I don't own a gun. So, I will acquiesce to rhetoric.

It's hilarious, to me at least, to think of the state of our nation. But I'm a horrible person and much prefer and enjoy other peoples bad attitudes and dis-encouraged perspectives, over their smiles.

I have my own take on things though. So here goes. I will try and make this as quick as possible. Take it or leave it, I don't care about you anyway.

(to be read as quickly as possible):
The economy isn't as bad as you think. If you're losing your house you should have bought a more affordable one. If you are losing hope- go to church. If you say it's the Republicans fault I will slap you, who really cares either way, there's nothing we can do to change the past. I agree, the best thing to do when you're upset about finances is to eat at McDonald's, we all know getting fat makes anyone happy. I'm still waiting for Al Gore to blame everything on global warming. Green is an ugly color so let's stop going that way. If I hear one more person say they are a Christian but don't believe in the Bible, I will hit them with it. God is in control, and the governent rests on His shoulders, so stop whining.

There you have it.

My start

I love that the first thing you get when sitting down at a restaurant is, "can I start you with something to drink?" .... Really? Talk about pressure. Im an indecisive person by nature. Step off wuth the spanish inquisition! I would much prefer starting with a seat, to be honest. And then you can probably fetch me a menu. We'll call that healthy start. Baby steps people, baby steps.

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